The Faraday Legacy

2:3

Sun, 16 Mar 2008 19:06:20 GMT

Previously: Daniel and Jeanette both became teens, and twins Colin and Lilly were born. Thomas the child molester continued to be creepy and stalkery. The NANNIES OF DOOOOOOOOM swarmed the house and were locked in a cage to die a horrible death. And we left off with Daniel leaving for college.

We'll start off with the only shot of Daniel you'll get this update. As you can see, he's having a great time at college.

The twins grew up. It took many, many tries to get Lilly to look decent. I rarely use makeup on children, but I had to in order to make her eyes look less beady and scary.

Toby, please remove your ass from your daughter's face.

Sydney and Toby still have a smoking love life, if by smoking you mean they made out once in the hall and haven't had sex since their hair went white.

Sydney's O face?

She'll piss herself before using the toilet in front of her daughter, but taking a bath while her husband is on the can? Perfectly fine!

Jeanette brought this bald guy home from school and got her flirt on. And yes, that is another uninvited nanny arriving in the background.

Nothing says romance like having your first kiss in your parents' bedroom while your mother sleeps five feet away.

Jeanette: What the hell is wrong with you, Colin? Drop the book and play nintendo like normal people do!

Despite having nine outgoing points, Lilly seems to have inherited her mother's self-consciousness about using the bathroom in front of others.

Or else she's just sick of being up close and personal with her father's private region.

Lilly: Huuuuuuuuuugggggggggs!

Colin: My turn! Huuuuuuuuuuggg—

Lilly: No, no, one's enough.

I see what you're trying to do there, Colin.

Hey, you're kind of cute underneath your nauseating fashion sense.

Lilly: Ew, am I going to have to touch that when I grow up?

Jeanette wasn't very impressed, either.

Sydney found a use for him, though.

So I forgot I invited the Headmaster over and when he showed up, Sydney and Toby were both asleep and the twins were bitching and whining because their fun levels were so low and the only food on the table was rotting pancakes. But it didn't matter, because...

Headmaster: IS THAT A PRINCESS AURORA DOLL? OH WOW AWESOME YOU ARE SO ACCEPTED!

And now, a special presentation: THE NANNY'S REVENGE.

I tried to have someone smash her tombstone, but the option wasn't there. So I sold it for $168. TAKE THAT, BITCH.

The next day:

Nanny That Came Over Uninvited #11: Hmm, I wonder why none of the nannies that come to this house ever return to the agency? Oh well, I'm sure they're a perfectly nice family.

And the day after that:

Nanny That Came Over Uninvited #12: HAAAAAAAAAAY I HEARD YOU NEEDED A NEW NANNY?

Nanny That Came Over Uninvited #12: HAAAAAAAAAAY WHY ARE YOU SO SAD?

Sydney: Hi Thomas, what've you been up to lately?

Thomas: Oh, you know, the usual... undressing toddlers, stalking young children, inappropriately touching teenagers. By the way, have you had any more children I can molest I MEAN PLAY WITH?

Sydney: *UNCRUSH*

Jeanette: Ew, get your grubby hands off me!

Maid: Awww, sisterly love. There's nothing like it.

Lilly and Colin have gotten really close. So close that they autonomously tell each other secrets, which I don't think I've ever seen before. What terrible things do they know about Jeanette's bald boyfriend, I wonder?

It's that time again!

~~TOBY JR.~~ COLIN FARADAY

Aspiration: Pleasure
LTW: Become Game Designer

Zodiac: Saggitarius
Sloppy/Neat: 2
Shy/Outgoing: 0
Lazy/Active: 10
Serious/Playful: 7
Grouchy/Nice: 10

Turn-Ons: Brown hair and stink
Turn-Off: Blonde hair

And the award for Most Improved Demon Baby goes to...

LILLY FARADAY

Aspiration: Romance
LTW: Have 20 Simultaneous Lovers

Zodiac: Aries
Sloppy/Neat:8
Shy/Outgoing: 9
Lazy/Active: 6
Serious/Playful: 2
Grouchy/Nice: 4

Turn-Ons: Red hair and cologne
Turn-Off: Hats

Lilly, I know you're a horny romance Sim now, but you can't kiss your sister, so stop thinking about it.

Sydney came over and started lecturing her for no apparent reason.

Maybe she's just pissed that she's now the one with the decomposing face.

Colin, face it: you are not popular. Nor are you Ferris Laurince.

Oh look, it's my submission for the second Founder Challenge at legacy_writers! As you can see, she is adorable, so vote for her!

But more importantly, it's time for Lilly's first date.

David Ottomas? DO OVER!

Lilly didn't like this one because of his hat.

And this one looks more like Lilly than her own twin brother.

But she got very excited when he started talking about his rocket.

Lilly: Just don't go near my ass, I'm not into that.

Balding Townie: HAAAAAAY DID SOMEONE SAY ASS? LET ME STAND INAPPROPRIATELY CLOSE WHILE YOU FINISH YOUR CONVERSATION!

He swoons, she gags, but smiles about it.

Daisy: Listen, I'm totally awesome. I'm way cooler than Lilly! I am like, the bomb.

Neil: Yeeeeah, I don't think you're all that.

Daisy: BUT I'M SO COOL I HAVE TWO BEST FRIENDS! TWO!

Neil, I'm really starting to like you.

He doesn't like Lilly very much, though, and flipped his shit when she tried to tickle him.

EVEN THOUGH HE HAD A WANT FOR IT.

Seriously, Lilly, maybe you should stop trying to touch him.

Yes, he accepted an admiration! Finally, we're making progress!

...Or not.

Jeanette left for college in the middle of the night. Nobody came out to say goodbye to her, either. But Lilly did wave to her as she was going inside, so that's something?

Colin: So Dad, have you noticed that we're, like, the same person?

Toby: Don't be silly, son! I'm a successful businessman who wears a suit at the breakfast table and you're just a broke high school student destined for a life in the family bin! We couldn't be more different!

Lilly: Omg, Colin, I have to tell you about this date I had last night!

Oh really?

OH REALLY?

Well I'll be damned. My first naturally gay Sim!

Speaking of gay, Lilly tried flirting with this girl she brought home from school, but she must not be into girls.

Okay, so she's just not into Lilly. Lesbian bitch.

I do not have InTeen. Is teenage sex possible with ACR? I'll have to try it with someone who actually likes Lilly (who, so far, is nobody). Also, Jasmine, if you didn't want to get it on, maybe you shouldn't have stripped down to your panties.

The Bella Goth storyline! Awesome! Aliens aliens aliens!

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIT.

Luckily, the Best Object In The Game, Ever earns you money every time someone plays it, even someone in the household! I wonder how long it'd take to earn back $20,000?

And now, another special presentation: LESBIAN BITCH IS A BITCH.

SHE WOULD NOT STOP PRANKING, OMG.

Lilly: Grow the fuck up.

Lesbian Bitch: WHATEVA, I'LL DO WHAT I WANT!

Probably not the best time to play the bass.

Still not popular.

He hit F5 so many times he broke the computer!

Colin: Hmm, what's that weird tingling feeling in my arms?

If I had Free Time, I wonder what Sydney's secondary aspiration would be?

Time for the heir's First Trip Downtown. YEAH I SAID IT, LILLY'S HEIR. May she have many horribly disfigured yet destined to be hot babies in her future.

Oh hey Zack de la Rocha. Taking time out from touring to wait tables?

Kleptomaniac: If I'm reeeeeeeally quiet, maybe she won't notice I'm stealing her drink.

Lilly: What the fuck do you think you're doing?

Kleptomaniac: SHIT SHIT COVER'S BLOWN TAKE THE DRINK AND RUNNNNN

...Is Mrs. Crumplebottom hitting on my heir?

Using the Electro Dance-o-Sphere with zero body points is not a good idea.

No don't worry, she's fine! It's just a broken neck! No need to stop and see if she's okay!

Let's end off with Lilly ROCKING OUT HARDCORE to some Disney music.

This face: it never gets old.

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Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:26:06 GMT

Previously: Sydney had two babies, Daniel, who was was odd-looking, and Jeanette, who was extremely cute but a near-clone of her father. Um, other stuff happened, but it must not have been interesting and/or important because I can't remember it.

Moving on.

Oh right, that's what else happened: Daniel went through puberty!

DANIEL FARADAY

Aspiration: Pleasure*
LTW: Become Professional Party Guest**

Zodiac: Libra
Sloppy/Neat: 10
Shy/Outgoing: 0***
Lazy/Active: 10
Serious/Playful: 1
Grouchy/Nice: 7

Turn-Ons: Formal wear and vampirism
Turn-Off: Custom hair

* I would've made him knowledge if both of his parents hadn't had that aspiration. Anyway, pleasure is just so wrong for him, it's right.

** I don't see it happening.

*** This would be why.

Anyway, he actually looks really cute from this angle, but...

He's still pretty awkward in profile.

I immediately sent him downtown to buy new clothes, because that outfit is just not happening in my game. (Obviously I took the first picture with the new outfit. It's from the Teen Style SP. I LOVE THAT SP SO MUCH.)

Daniel: I can use the potty!

Strawberry Shortcake: Ooh, I love a man who doesn't need diapers!

FANCY SEEING YOU HERE, PERVERT.

Daniel: Look, I'm all grown up now, so leave me alone and go molest some grade-schooler, okay?

Guess who was waiting for Daniel when he got home?

Thomas: Oh, you're eating? Maybe I'll join you!

Thomas: WHOOOOOOOOO LIKES TO BE TICKLED? DOES YOOOOOOOU LIKE TO BE TICKLED, LITTLE BOY?

Daniel: That's it, I'm getting a restraining order.

Guess who's pregnant! I don't think I mentioned it in the last update, but her many, many, maaaaaaaanyyyyyy attempts at conceiving the redhead's child failed. He must've had a snowball fight with Helena Dallas. Anyway, the fetus in her womb is Toby's.

Jeanette: Hey Daniel, could you help me with my homework?

Daniel: No, no, I'm not a nerd anymore. I hate homework now! I just want to have fun!

Fun. Right.

NANNY THAT CAME OVER UNINVITED #4.

Sydney was too embarassed to use the toilet in front of Jeanette. It's much less embarassing to just piss your pants, after all.

Fire: 1
Me: 1

Like her other pregnancies, Sydney spent much of this one face-down in a plate of food. She sucks at being pregnant.

The rest of the time, she was gardening. She sucks at gardening, too.

The gamer career reward is just about the best object in the game, ever. Jeanette's fun bar was nearly empty, but an hour of playing with this filled it to the brim!

AKJCIUEFKJCOEIURELKJFD DIE IN A FIRE.

Or in a cage at the back of the lot. Whatever, I'm not picky.

Jeanette. Why.

Oh look, it's Little Girl all grown up and looking completely different!

Apparently she has very nice breasts.

God I love shy Sims.

Time for babies. Toby's too busy drooling over his beloved telescope to care.

Did you catch that? That I said babies? Yeah, so here's the story: I was planning to give her cheesecake so she'd have twins because I wanted a few choices for heir but I didn't want to suffer through another pregnancy. But then I remembered I uninstalled OFB, and with it, cheesecake! So I used the option that comes with the triplets and quadruplets hack to choose twins. And thus:

Another girl with fake brown hair, Lilly. Although I realized why they had brown hair: Sydney's original hair was custom, and it must've been marked as brown. So now I have to fix everyone with SimPE!

Aaaaaaaand a boy, Colin.

Once again, the babies were spoiled beyond all reason by never being left on the floor.

Except this one time when Daniel was a jerk. Oh, and Daniel? Stop checking out your mother's ass.

Sydney: So now that I'm fetus-free, how about some sex?

OH. MY. GOD.

HAVE FUN DYING TOGETHER.

Uh-oh, is Toby going to pull a Justine Laroux and bake the baby?

Jeanette brings home continous A+s because she is awesome.

Whereas Mr. Not A Nerd Anymore never rolls wants to do his homework and therefore it piles up and his grade goes down and Sydney loses aspiration points for it.

YUSS. ONE DOWN, ONE TO GO.

Nanny That Came Over Uninvited #7: HAAAAAAAY DID SOMEONE CALL FOR A NANNY?

...Two to go.

Remember the twins?

I'LL BET YOU WISH YOU DIDN'T.

MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPP!

Sunken, decomposing face? Unnatural body contortions?

EXORCIST NPC: I NEED ONE.

Meanwhile, Colin is cute but also a clone of Toby.

One of the nannies got a get out of jail free card when Sydney's schedule changed, leaving no one home during the day. You'd think she'd refuse to work for a family that locked her in a cage and left her to die, but no, she came back (uninvited!) the next day!

Jeanette, seriously. There's a couch right behind you. Would it kill you to use it?

She's wishing for contact lenses. Because sitting that close to the TV? Does make you blind. That's why I can't clearly see past four inches in front of me. LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS, KIDS: DON'T SIT CLOSE TO THE TV!

Foxy.

JEANETTE FARADAY

Aspiration: Popularity
LTW: Become Celebrity Chef

Zodiac: Saggitarius
Sloppy/Neat: 2
Shy/Outgoing: 7
Lazy/Active: 10
Serious/Playful: 10
Grouchy/Nice: 6

Turn-Ons: Glasses and cologne
Turn-Off: Red hair

First thing she did as a teen. Why am I not surprised?

At least she finally figured out what the couch is for!

Daniel's being a ~BaD b0y~ and sneaking out after midnight.

Upon getting home, he rolled wants to buy ("buy") expensive electronics, and the fears of getting caught sneaking out and getting arrested. Okay, Daniel, we get it: you are Not A Nerd, and you are also Badass.

He finally got his first breast squeeze from Daisy.

Oh, and his first kiss, too.

Daisy and Jeanette get along great!

WHY.

Lilly: Daddy, Daddy, hug me!

Some Guy: I'm sorry, little... girl? But I'm not your Daddy. Thank god.

Time for Daniel to head off for college! Nobody came to say goodbye. Poor thing.

This is as good as it gets.

Still somewhat resembles a monkey, but a lot less than before. I might be able to work with this, which is lucky seeing as my only other real choice for heir is someone who gives me nightmares.

2:1

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 23:16:53 GMT

Last time on the Faraday Legacy, Sydney Faraday proved that a sweet, shy knowledge Sim can be just as much of a whore as the loosest romance Sim on the block. She got knocked up by one of her lovers, who then moved in, and his last name was something really hard like Vialekjeinar.

AND NOW:

The sun went down the moment the baby was born. That can't be good. Anyway, it's a boy, Daniel. Yes, Daniel Faraday. I couldn't resist.

This is Sydney putting Daniel in his crib. Which happened alarmingly often. I believe this is the first baby I've had who never saw the floor during his babyhood.

I'M FREAKED OUT, GUYS.

Apparently nothing else interesting happened while Daniel was a baby, so here's a birthday picture!

He's, uh... sort of weird-looking.

Okay, I know Sydney's a bit of a slut and all, but I swear she didn't sleep with any monkeys.

Toby pays all sorts of attention to his son. I am so not used to good parenting. I don't know what to do with it.

Sydney: Goooooood little monkey!

Sydney: Ew, I touched it! Gross!

Ah, now this I can handle.

For a kid with zero outgoing points, he sure is clingy with his mother, who thoroughly ignores him. And can we get a close-up on that face?

Oh man, that's sad.

Finally, a somewhat competent nanny! Seriously, what the hell is up with this legacy not sucking?

Daniel spent his entire toddlerhood building logic points. He never even touched the other toys. A knowledge Sim in the making if I ever saw one.

Sydney was so excited to see her former one-night-stand that she didn't even bother to open the door before greeting him.

But Thomas wasn't there for a booty call. He was there to harrass and molest Daniel.

Thomas: That could've been my wife... this could've been my child... alas, the cruelty of fate.

Daniel: Oh shit, this guy's psycho, isn't he?

UM. SURELY THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG ABOUT THIS?

Daniel: Reeeeeeeeally starting to scare me now...

Daniel: Please let me go! I don't want to play with you anymore!

Thomas: Oh, but I think you need another bath, little boy!

Daniel: HELP! HEEEEEEEEELLLLP! SAVE ME FROM THE PERVERT!

Sorry, Daniel, but your parents are busy planning your replacement.

He grew up a little later and immediately starting bitching at me, but I really can't blame him for being a bit stressed after being manhandled by a pervert for several hours.

Eh. Getting better.

But with ten neat points he's the biggest neat-freak I've ever seen. Seriously, never stops cleaning. Ever. EVER. I'm halfway through the second generation and still haven't had to hire a maid, which is another record-breaker for me.

NANNY THAT CAME OVER UNINVITED #1.

Oh yeah, Sydney was pregnant again. Did I forget to mention that?

It's a girl, Jeanette, with... wait, what?

Brown hair? I thought maybe Sydney slept with Thomas again while I wasn't looking, but nope, Toby is listed as Jeanette's father. Is this family getting glitched already? Awesome.

Once again, the baby was not left on the floor one single time.

WHAT KID OF SIM PARENTS ARE YOU?!

It's kind of sad when a six-year-old enjoys making not only his bed, but his parents' bed as well.

Daniel: You want me to stop cleaning to watch TV? YOU'RE SO MEEEEEEAAAAANNNNNN!

Sydney: Why did you leave those dirty dishes on the floor? Go back and clean them up right now, young man!

Daniel: I am thorougly chastised, Mother, and it will never happen again. YUSS CLEANING! +500

The mould and flies give it extra flavor!

Oh shit.

He took the potty which was probably still full of poo from Daniel's toddler days. A+, Repoman!

Oh god, it's Troy Dallas: The Resurrection.

Look at how happy books make him! Almost as happy as cleaning!

Birthday time for a stinky Jeanette.

Oh, so you're blonde now? Okay.

Pretty cute, but she looks a lot like her father, and nothing like Sydney.

She's the complete opposite of her brother with only two neat points and ten playful points, which means she pretty much lives in the toilet.

Meanwhile, the nerd is still living up to his namesake quite well.

NANNY THAT CAME OVER UNINVITED #2.

Jeanette is really whiny, and has no reason to be because I've made sure to keep all perverts out of the house.

Not you too.

Oh hai cute townie girl! Quick Toby, get her number before she runs away!

Toby: Hello little girl! How would you like to be impregnated by my son in about ten years?

Little Girl: Ooh, yes please!

Sydney: You want me to sleep with him?

Yes, him. We're going to need a backup plan if Daniel doesn't grow out of his monkey phase and Jeanette turns out to be a Toby clone.

...Probably not a great first impression to give to Little Girl. whatever, get on with the procreating.

HOW DOES HE KNOW?!

Ouch. I actually feel kind of sorry that he had to witness that. Kind of.

The first couple of attempts failed, so I kept them fucking all day.

Look who's home with his first A+!

Daniel: MOMMY DADDY LOOK LOOK LOOK! I GOT AN A+! LOOOOOOOOOOK! LOOK MOMMY! LOOK DADDY! AN A+! WOOOOOOOOOO!

He never did realize it wasn't his Daddy in the bed. Poor ignorant child.

Elsewhere in the house, there's a party happening in Jeanette's pants.

OH MAN, SHE'S SO CUTE. But I'm pretty sure she's Toby's exact replica. Motherfuck.

Oh, what are you bitching about? You weren't even molested!

This is a shock to my system after Mr. Cleaning Is My Life.

Sydney: I get to apologize? EXCELLENT!

Sydney: I'm reeeeeeeeeeally sorry for sleeping with that guy, but I was trying to conceive a child that didn't look like either a monkey, or you. That's forgiveable, isn't it...?

Toby: ...I hate you.

NANNY THAT CAME OVER UNINVITED #3.

BONUS FAIL: THE KIDS WEREN'T EVEN HOME!

Didn't your parents ever teach you not to sit so close to the TV?

Look who Toby brought home from work.

Daniel: Should I wish to not look like a monkey, or that Thomas won't take my clothes off? Decisions, decisions...

I hope he didn't waste his wish on Thomas, since clearly Thomas only likes children.

Next time on the Faraday Legacy...
Does Daniel still look like a monkey?
Will Jeanette escape Thomas's clutches unscathed?
Will there be any more babies?

STAY TUNED TO POSSIBLY FIND OUT.

1:1

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 05:05:57 GMT

Meet Sydney Faraday!

SYDNEY FARADAY

Aspiration: Knowledge
LTW: Become Game Designer

Zodiac: Virgo
Sloppy/Neat: 8
Shy/Outgoing: 0
Lazy/Active: 6
Serious/Playful: 2
Grouchy/Nice: 9
Turn-Ons: Glasses and facial hair
Turn-Off: Black hair

First order of business: hire a maid.

Because it is obviously difficult to maintain a barren expanse of land.

The first thing Sydney did upon entering her shack was not read a book, as most legacy founders do, but to carve one up with a kitchen knife.

...And she's a knowledge Sim?

Ah, the first challenge in every legacy founder's life: not catching a microwave on fire.

Well, good for you!

I got excited when this hot guy came by, but then I realized he was a teenager. Oops.

Dear Diary,

Today I met a hot guy, but I'm not sure he's able to grow facial hair, let alone make a baby—OH SHIT HE'S WATCHING ME.

Oh, dude, not smart.

Sydney: OMG YOU'RE SO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN!!!!! WAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Teenager: Holy shit, I made her cry?

This is Sydney's angry face. A little less nightmare-inducing than Danica's, yes?

When she finally picked up a book, it was a romance novel. But don't think she enjoyed it! Because she didn't!

The town pimp finally strolled by, and we gave her our last $32 for a blind date. She did not appreciate this, the greedy bitch.

Clearly a match made in heaven!

Dear Diary,

Today I had a blind date with some asshole with a big nose. It was not good times. Oh, will I ever ~~get laid~~ find my soulmate?

Yes, that is a toaster pastry in the microwave, and yes, that is Sydney on her way to work. I almost let her go, but then I remembered we couldn't afford a fire alarm yet, and I didn't want to relive the tragedy of Elliot Hale, so I had her eat it before leaving.

Fire: 0
Me: 1

Sydney: HOLY SHIT DO I STINK! WHAT'S A GIRL HAVE TO DO TO GET A SHOWER AROUND HERE?

Sorry, we can't afford a shower yet, either. I figured she'd sponge bathe when her hygiene was low enough, but nope! Turns out, neat Sims won't sponge bathe, ever!

Dear Diary,

I'm so sick of having nothing to do but read books. What good are books, anyway? They're too knowledgey! Who needs knowledge!

God, I wish I had a TV.

Time for the Founder's First Trip Downtown™! Sydney immediately meets a hot (and adult, I checked) guy...

But she's turned off by some of his... interests. Oh well.

But there was also this guy!

And these guys! So many to choose from, so little time.

Okay Sydney, which one do you like best?

YOU'RE NOT HELPING. Fine then, we'll let the chemistry decide—

Well shit.

She finally picked the one with the Elvis hairstyle to flirt with. And yes, she flirted with him, even though she has zero outgoing points, because Sydney likes to ignore the personality I gave her and be someone completely different!

Elvis: DAAAAAAAAAAAMN I AM SO FI—I mean, YOU ARE SO FINE!

WE INTERRUPT THIS REGULARLY SCHEDULED LEGACY TO REPORT:
The way shy Sims dance is just about the cutest thing ever!

So, she invited Elvis over the next morning and he immediately got his charm on.

However, he is poor.

But Sydney doesn't care.

Notice anything wrong with this picture?

That's right, Elvis's friend (who is also hot, by the way) is there, and doesn't seem to notice the two other people in the room just took their clothes off.

Elvis: Dude, you're killing my game!

Sydney: YEAH, GTFO! I mean... would you mind leaving, please?

He left immediately afterwards. Classy.

The facepalm means she got a promotion! Yeah, I don't get it either.

FISHING ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Really, though, ponds are super cheap and a good way to have fun and fulfill wants! Just my tip to you.

The brunette from the club came by later, and OH MY GOD SHE'S LETTING HIM TOUCH HER FACE. TRUUUUUUUEEEEEEEE LOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVE!

He is also poor.

But Sydney will fuck him anyway.

She still doesn't get along with this guy...

But she'll fuck him, too!

And she'll fuck this guy again, too!

By the way, she still doesn't have so much as a crush on any of the guys she's sleeping with. Congratulations Sydney, you're officially a Dirty Whore!

HMMM I WONDER WHAT THAT COULD MEAN.

The plan was to marry her to the first guy to accidentally knock her up, and the winner is... Bachelor #3!

TOBY VIJAYAKAR

Aspiration: Knowledge
LTW: Max Out 7 Skills

Zodiac: Saggitarius
Sloppy/Neat: 2
Shy/Outgoing: 3
Lazy/Active: 9
Serious/Playful: 7
Grouchy/Nice 4
Turn-Ons: Brown hair and stink
Turn-Off: Black hair

Toby is one of those stalkers who follows his beloved all around the house.

That is, when he's not glued to the ~true love~ of his life: the telescope.

Sydney: GET THIS THING OUT OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Toby: Oh shit, just don't get any uterine fluids on the telescope!

Next time on the Faraday Legacy...
BABIES!
A few familiar faces, perhaps!
Other things that haven't happened yet!